I was a lazy boi with no aspirations and now that I have seen this film I will probably never leave my couch because I am continuously rewinding the film and playing it over and over again. I have finally found my purpose in life and will forgo all of those silly dreams, like marriage, family, friendship, and love in order to persue my higher calling - memorizing every line in this beautiful creation until I can talk solely in quotes from Titanic II whenever I talk to the friends I no longer have. Thank you, Asylum. Your namesake is where I will soon call home.
Review of Titanic II
