I have watched alot of terrible terrible films, the kind that are so bad they actually become kind of good (zone horror channel anyone?) But this was something else. The closest thing to it is the after dark film 51! wooden acting, a lack of actual parkour skills, looks like it was filmed on 70's equipment. The soundtrack sounds like it was taken from the kind of 70's film where the guy with a mustache comes to fix the fridge (spoiler he doesn't fix the fridge). I'm normally a fan of the terrible yet kinda brilliant films of Danny Dyer but even he looked like he had based his "bad guy" on zoolander, alot of pouting and posing.
I have the feeling they were going for The Tournament with freerunning but ended up with a freerunning arterial wound that needed a tourniquet!
I have the feeling they were going for The Tournament with freerunning but ended up with a freerunning arterial wound that needed a tourniquet!