Two gags...
Marissa and Dexter look at a painting of a woman. Dexter Ward: "Marissa, it's you." Marissa Orlock: "That's not me. I'm standing here. That's a painting of me."
Marissa Orlock: "This is Dexter Ward, Uncle Byron. He's a friend." Byron Orlock: "Of anyone in particular, or just generally well liked?"
That's it. That's all that made me laugh. Directed by Jim Wynorski, this horror spoof is not quite as utterly reprehensible as Repossessed or Scary Movie 5, but it's not far off. Robert Vaughn and Angus Scrimm appear of their own free will (we've all got bills to pay), but poor old Boris Karloff has no say in the matter (on the account of being dead).
As with most Wynorski movies, there are several attractive top-heavy women throughout, but this being a PG rated movie, none of them take their clothes off.
Marissa and Dexter look at a painting of a woman. Dexter Ward: "Marissa, it's you." Marissa Orlock: "That's not me. I'm standing here. That's a painting of me."
Marissa Orlock: "This is Dexter Ward, Uncle Byron. He's a friend." Byron Orlock: "Of anyone in particular, or just generally well liked?"
That's it. That's all that made me laugh. Directed by Jim Wynorski, this horror spoof is not quite as utterly reprehensible as Repossessed or Scary Movie 5, but it's not far off. Robert Vaughn and Angus Scrimm appear of their own free will (we've all got bills to pay), but poor old Boris Karloff has no say in the matter (on the account of being dead).
As with most Wynorski movies, there are several attractive top-heavy women throughout, but this being a PG rated movie, none of them take their clothes off.