It's not often I have to abandon watching films but ELIZA'S HOROSCOPE is so terribly made that I ended up losing interest in it entirely. It's a heavily dated, zero budget romantic drama about a young woman obsessed with astrology who finds love in the terms of a half-Indian rock star, as played by a pre-stardom Tommy Lee Jones. What follows is incredibly slow and meandering, with one of the worst-quality soundtracks I can remember hearing; every noise and line of dialogue is harsh and tinny. There's no real story here, just aimlessness, so the director adds in a lot of attempted arty-farty style to make it interesting; sad to say, he fails entirely.
Review of Eliza's Horoscope
