Here's to Sand, probably the greatest American stoner beach bum movie in the history on stoner frickin' beach bum movies. Panned by the user frickin' reviewers, it's a simple little story you probably wouldn't look twice at, except that Matt Palmieri went out on a limb and chocked it full of vibrant characters. That's class, that's frickin' class.
So here's to Matt Palmieri, OK? for pulling together a bunch of frickin' tight little performances. From Jack Hawkes to Jon Lovitz to Harry Dean Frickin' Stanton, huh? And here's to all the other performances, from the bar scene, to the restaurant scene, to the beach scene and to that other bar scene and to Norman Reedus as the best frickin' brother of Kari Wuhrer, the best sister you could ever frickin' want, and to Emilio Estevez for swingin' by just when you need him. And to Denis Leary, pal, for probably the greatest frickin' Kennedy tribute of all time.
And here's to the whole frickin' rest of the cast, the ones who partied on the beach, the ones who got stoned in the hot tub, and the ones who chanted on the dock, I love them all and I loved the movie, huh? It's got a bunch of great frickin' performances by a bunch of brilliant frickin' actors and maybe it's flat and it's flawed, but it's my kind of frickin' movie and I loved it, OK? How's that? Frickin' Sand, huh?
