Hidden 3D (2011)
5/10
JUST A MOTHER FEEDING HER CHILDREN
7 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I was thinking just the other day...what this world needs more than anything else is another movie with the title of "Hidden." And then lo and behold I saw this one! Although to be honest, the original title was "Hidden 3D" which for some strange reason the producers dropped the "3D" which I thought was odd considering the high quality of "Valentine's Day 3D."

There isn't much of a mystery as the beginning explains everything. Susan Carter (Dawn Ford) runs a mental institution called "Divine Sanctuary of Hope." She has created a machine called "Ventris" because Tetras was already taken. It cures mental addiction. It injects a venom into the brain from an insect that looks like a BA CG lightning bug. The addiction then manifests itself as an infant growing inside the person like a tumor, but as Arnold would say, "It's not a tumor." No womb required.

When Susan dies, her heavy drinking son Brian (Sean Clement) inherits the place in spite of the fact he disliked his own mother. He takes a crew out to the old abandoned place including crusty Chester (Allan Kolman) who is the person movies cast when Donald Sutherland won't accept the role. Considering the low quality of roles Sutherland has taken here of late, this should be a sign as to the quality of this film.

We already know there is a creature running around killing people (it shows us) and if you've ever watched a horror movie before, you know the rest of the overly predictable plot.

Brian's friend Simon (Jason Blicker) has big resort plans for this snowy isolated establishment. Brian wants to demolish the building. The mutants are MST comical and I was laughing at scenes that were supposed to scare you. On the MST scale: 3 stars. Great movie to show kids who want to catch fireflies.

No f-bombs that I recall, no sex, no nudity. Drinking, minor drug use
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