Review of Diamond Tongues

Diamond Tongues is about Edith, a struggling actress who is one of the most despicable people (excluding murderers, rapists, and that ilk) that you will ever meet. She's a liar and a tease. She roots for her friends to fail, and sabotages them whenever she gets the chance. This is what you see for all but the last 7 or 8 minutes of the film, if you can last that long. I forced myself to. I watched it because of its 100 percent score on Rotten Tomatoes (11 reviews), so if you're a film critic rather than a regular human being, you'll probably love it. Otherwise, I hope I've saved at least one person from wasting time on Diamond Tongues; it would give meaning to the time I wasted enduring it.