Seriously? Could you have made it more obvious? A 10, 7, 9, all reviews going on about how incredible the acting was, the production values, etc. They either worked on the film or are related to cast or crew.
The 2 bad reviews were pretty spot on, well, at least the higher of the two. The acting was a bit stiff, the dubbing wasn't bad, but I would have preferred sub titles. The hero reminded me of Ron Weasley, only more accident prone and dumber. (Rupert Grint is brilliant, so not really fair), (and they blatantly ripped off the Marauders Map) the Princess was pretty unlikeable, no wonder all of the would be rescuers were after the gold reward, and not her hand in marriage, but she was straight out of Disney's "Brave", only not as appealing - and it's gotta be tough being 2nd to an animated Princess! The Prince wanting to her only because it's the only way to be the king was yanked straight from Shrek's Lord Farquaad, in motivation, stature, looks, even down to having a huge stupid brute as his henchman. Heck, they even took Shrek's swamp! Hey, wait a second, was Shreck based on a Norwegian folk tale? Hmmmm ......
OK, maybe it does only deserve a 3. The scenery was beautiful, so I'll bump it up to a 4 for that!
The 2 bad reviews were pretty spot on, well, at least the higher of the two. The acting was a bit stiff, the dubbing wasn't bad, but I would have preferred sub titles. The hero reminded me of Ron Weasley, only more accident prone and dumber. (Rupert Grint is brilliant, so not really fair), (and they blatantly ripped off the Marauders Map) the Princess was pretty unlikeable, no wonder all of the would be rescuers were after the gold reward, and not her hand in marriage, but she was straight out of Disney's "Brave", only not as appealing - and it's gotta be tough being 2nd to an animated Princess! The Prince wanting to her only because it's the only way to be the king was yanked straight from Shrek's Lord Farquaad, in motivation, stature, looks, even down to having a huge stupid brute as his henchman. Heck, they even took Shrek's swamp! Hey, wait a second, was Shreck based on a Norwegian folk tale? Hmmmm ......
OK, maybe it does only deserve a 3. The scenery was beautiful, so I'll bump it up to a 4 for that!