ICE SPIDERS is the typical kind of nonsense from the Sci Fi Channel, with a fun 1950s-style B-movie premise let down by horrid direction and execution. The script and performances are the worst culprits here; every character manages to be both vapid and annoying, shallower than a stream throughout. Patrick Muldoon's protagonist is a case in point: for some reason, he's made exceptionally stupid and annoying, and Muldoon's performance hardly adds to the experience. The rest is the usual silly concoction involving secret government experiments and CGI critters running around chewing people at a ski resort.