Review of When a Man Loves

" . . . have no souls," says the title character of the always eponymous Warner Bros. epic, WHEN A MAN LOVES. In less than two hours, Warner Bros.' prophetic prognosticators warn America about three major enemies: 1)The South, 2)France, and 3)The Romans. These savvy seers remind us to expect nothing by Trouble from the so-called "Louisiana Purchase" (cooked up by a serial rapist of enslaved Black Women, which provides Present-Day America with the bulk of her current "Red State" Curse). WHEN A MAN LOVES documents how nearly all of Today's Red State Residents are spawned from a French Penal Colony gene pool comprised of Rapists, Murderers, and Prostitutes. (France itself is such a round-heeled push-over, quickly overrun in TWO World Wars by Germany, because its entire "culture" is based upon misogynistic human trafficking, resulting in a stew of STD's fit only for a Petri Dish.) If there's anything more despicable than French Dressing, WHEN A MAN LOVES concludes, it's Roman Candles. Though seminarian "Fabien" ranks tops in his class, he's able to break ALL Ten Commandments at least once by the end of this film. IF more folks had seen this Warner Bros. high alert clairvoyant warning flick when it first came out, perhaps EVERY dude of Fabien's "calling" already would be on an electronic tether, as well as the probable offenders' registry.