. . . of the warnings embedded within each of the always eponymous Warner Bros.' film offerings to ferret out the cautionary bits of such apparently innocuous flicks as LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT THE MOONLIGHT. No matter how brief or seemingly saccharine something such as MOONLIGHT may strike an uninitiated evaluator, few if any of these warning alarms can be fully explicated within the space available here. It probably would require at least a couple chapters (and conceivably an entire book) to detail each of MOONLIGHT's 162 notes of apprehension. Take this single line from MOONLIGHT's fourth lunar ditty, for instance. Do the math when the dame warbles that she "ain't had no lovers since January, February, June and July." (No doubt this wench was serving a 90-day rap for "soliciting" during March, April, and May!) Even if the singer had just ONE client during the time period mentioned, that would still work out to at least seven High Rollers on an annualized basis. However, it is more likely that Warner Bros. is warning America here about the "Amber Sparrows" of Commie Red China such as the ones managed by the "Madam" sitting between the rump cushion crime cartel POTUS and the Patriot's owner during the Super Bowl this year. That would work out to 15 assignations times 119 days, for a total of 1,685 opportunities for EACH Red Commie spy gal to steal America's Top Secrets!
