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One of the sloppiest feature films I've viewed in years, this prematurely "final" cash-in on the hit title merely reflects the triumph of marketing and hype over quality. I didn't like the original movie when it came out, and the many follow-ups are merely redundant.
The scenes in this edition display zero continuity as assembled, most of them qualifying for "extraneous sex scene" status. Bambi Woods, the one-trick pony star of the original returns and introduces the movie, discussing the project with a producer and then providing some voice-over narration and meaningless solo footage of her riding a horse, emerging September Morn-like from a pond, but not having sex until the final reels.
There is no story or real characters, just some references back to earlier editions, such as R. Bolla humping a woman in the first sex scene and Ron Jeremy extremely tiresome talking a mile a minute to fill dead air as a coach who later gets to have group sex with 2 cheerleaders (Kristara Barrington and Joanna Storm) and Jay Sterling.
A sexual initiation scene for young virgin Jerry Butler with a beautiful busty brunette is tossed in, and his character's name is Michael (what she calls him) while sloppily Bambi in voice-over introduces him as Jerry.
I noticed in the end credit that director "Adele Robbins" (vet Joe Robertson of Ed Wood infamy) gets a post-production supervisor credit, evidence that this junker was merely random footage cobbled together.
The scenes in this edition display zero continuity as assembled, most of them qualifying for "extraneous sex scene" status. Bambi Woods, the one-trick pony star of the original returns and introduces the movie, discussing the project with a producer and then providing some voice-over narration and meaningless solo footage of her riding a horse, emerging September Morn-like from a pond, but not having sex until the final reels.
There is no story or real characters, just some references back to earlier editions, such as R. Bolla humping a woman in the first sex scene and Ron Jeremy extremely tiresome talking a mile a minute to fill dead air as a coach who later gets to have group sex with 2 cheerleaders (Kristara Barrington and Joanna Storm) and Jay Sterling.
A sexual initiation scene for young virgin Jerry Butler with a beautiful busty brunette is tossed in, and his character's name is Michael (what she calls him) while sloppily Bambi in voice-over introduces him as Jerry.
I noticed in the end credit that director "Adele Robbins" (vet Joe Robertson of Ed Wood infamy) gets a post-production supervisor credit, evidence that this junker was merely random footage cobbled together.