Review of Jaws

A bunch of bland white men engage in 2 hours of boring conversation in which they manage to never show an emotion, other than aggression (even if their children just almost died), while they are trying to kill a living creature, without ever feeling an ounce of empathy. The music does not fit the feeling of the scenes half the time and these pathetic characters' attempt to one up each other in their toxic masculinity almost got my eyeballs stuck from all the rolling they had to do. I really wanted the shark to eat all of their crusty asses. I would much rather watch Sharknado - at least that did not put me to sleep and make me hate all its (male) characters. There, I said it.

1/2 star for the shark 1/2 for the scene in the cage