No One Lives (2012)
1/10
A mindless trek through inane stupidity
16 May 2019
This is one of the very worst movies I have ever seen. After watching it, my friend and I talked about how horrifically bad this was. We asked each other if we could identify one good thing about the movie and the answer was nothing. I feel like everyone else who reviewed this positively surely must have been watching a different movie than me. Even Luke Evans (who I like!) is a terrible actor in this movie. Lines are incoherent and delivered terribly. The camera work is amateur. The plot is mindless and full of major holes. The sheer amount of blood used is bizarre (one person appeared to bleed 12 gallons of blood in a matter of seconds. Imagine all the complexity of a WWE wrestling match turned inward towards telling a scary story and you get this mess. Truly horrible.
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