Review of Baywatch

Probably one of the worst movies I've seen (actually I've tried to watch it twice and given up at the 'boat fire scene.' Oh, did I not say SPOILERS????!!! Well, I'm doing you a favour, cos watching this movie will spoil your day. DJ, you obviously have a lot of pull in the movie biz and everyone likes you cos you're obviously a good guy. But you don't make good movies. There was potential at the beginning. Please do something that isn't instantly discardable (is this even a word?) Time to surround yourself with folk who will tell you when something is balls.