The only way to watch this turkey is in a repertory cinema late on a Saturday night with friends where everyone gets to laugh as loud as they please at the ridiculousness of the movie. Who can say what is worst -- the clumsy, childish narrative, the clumsy, childish dialogue, the ridiculous battle scenes? There's no saving grace at all in this absurd, amateurish waste of time. It's as if a group of tenth graders were given a few million dollars to write and produce a movie based on a few paragraphs they read about Hannibal. Laugh, if you can. Otherwise, don't bother. It hurts watching as if it were a real movie.
Review of Jupiter's Darling
