7/10
Stylish Fun
19 October 2019
Some assassin who cries like a ninny every time he kills someone is seeking to leave the life of crime after meeting some broad but the underworld won't allow it and all that crap. Crying Freeman is a very stylish action movie and one of the only good movies Mark Dacascos has ever done considering he constantly wastes his magnificent talents on crappy movies no one likes unless they are mentally deficient. (a depressing sigh) Oh well. Crying Freeman is based on a Manga. I disdain Manga but I thought the story was good. The stiff acting didn't help it all that much but meh. The action was really good and really stylish. It does use a lot of slow-motion and it can be annoying for some people but I think the use of slow-motion was very effective, the way it captures its brutality and the beauty of Mark Dacascos brilliant martial skills. That sounded gay. Speaking of gay, you'll get to see Mark Dacascos naked keister as well. Oh yes guys.
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