Ghastly. Absolutely one of those "films" where you wait endlessly, agonizingly for something to happen. Something. Anything.
One previous commenter dubbed it "contrived." Best to take it one step further than that and call it what it is: PAINFUL. Painful to watch.
Why the heck waste time watching these two dysfunctional New Yorkers talking talking talking at this poor dumb hick Sailor Boy? After 20 minutes of this tripe, I fast-forwarded to see if there something which could possibly redeem this bunch of baloney.
All I saw was Peter Coyote writhing around on the floor, sucking his thumb. Enough. ENOUGH.
There should be a law against people writing such awful dialogue and then filming it. What were Coyote and Neuwirth thinking when they signed on for this junk? I hope the paychecks made it worth their while.
One previous commenter dubbed it "contrived." Best to take it one step further than that and call it what it is: PAINFUL. Painful to watch.
Why the heck waste time watching these two dysfunctional New Yorkers talking talking talking at this poor dumb hick Sailor Boy? After 20 minutes of this tripe, I fast-forwarded to see if there something which could possibly redeem this bunch of baloney.
All I saw was Peter Coyote writhing around on the floor, sucking his thumb. Enough. ENOUGH.
There should be a law against people writing such awful dialogue and then filming it. What were Coyote and Neuwirth thinking when they signed on for this junk? I hope the paychecks made it worth their while.