Alone in the Dark 2 (2008 Video)
1/10
Sooooo dull. Hard to get through. Makes the first a masterpiece in comparison.
24 November 2019
Those giving this film anything other than 2 or lower need psychiatric help. This has zero to do with Alone in the Dark. It is dreadful. Wooden acting. Pathetic FX and a storyline written by a child. The witch isn't close to being scary or in anyway intimidating.

This film makes the first film a masterpiece in comparison. The first film had some great actionz fights and FX. Actually had so ethi g to do with the game and nice gore.

This was like a bad TV movie.

Why did they all keep shooting at the bad cgi witch when it was clear throughout that bullets had zero effect on her!? B movie actors come into a scene and then go as if some sort of crap cameo. Lance Henrickson tries his best to bring some class to this film. But fails. The two young leads are terrible. Deadpan zzzzzz emotionless wooden college student film level. Not the worst I've seen but certainly down there with them as difficult to get through. This supposedly special uncut edition blu ray will be going to the second hand store asap. I'll stick with the first as apart from Tara Reid it was actually fun and good FX etc.

This turd needs flushing.
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