Review of Hellraiser: Hellseeker

Dull and uninspired photo journal flashback trip through the head of a man as charismatic as pipe work. It's exactly the same film as Inferno but less cop, at least Craig Shedder was good ham but the problem with adapting spec scripts is; they all seem the same. Read Faust. Watch Angel Heart if you can't read. When you link them via a brand the similarities become obvious. Who cares and can we cart him off to Hell already? Do Cenobites have quotas or work to deadlines? He's a bad un and just gets worse, surely they could have rubber stamped this one at the beginning. Next please. It was nice to see Ashley Lawrence again even if it appeared she was busy as her screen time added up to not very much. The only thing good was the supporting cast and the effects guys unnerving way of making a cadaver look like a cadaver. It also appeared that Pinhead's been eating well. He'll be competing with Butterball soon for the role of Heavy rather than Sophisticate. If you like your well established cliches and tropes to be mined mercilessly and repeated ad infinitum you might enjoy this one. I'd rather watch Inferno again and it wasn't great.