1/10
Trashiest Italian Eurocult flick
15 January 2020
I've seen nearly every Italian movie made from the 1970s to the late 80s and I have to say that this 'movie' is the trashiest of them all. Even trashier than CALIGULA-type of movie, including CALIGULA 2: THE UNTOLD STORY. The movie is excruciatingly boring: people walk in the dark, walk across a vast estate, they walk here and there. There are some scenes where there are more than one actor present but the bulk of the movie is made of scenes (seemingly disjointed) of a person, alone and in the dark and getting killed. It's boring. The makers of the movie decided to have the entire female cast take their clothes off at one point, including a naked woman who is mauled and eaten to death by dogs. The nudity, while okay is small doses, sorta becomes funny in this kamikaze style amount seen here. There's only one brief nude scene involving a male actor. The casting process must have been funny.

Actress: Hi, I'd like to act in this movie

Producer: You'll have to take your clothes off.

Actress: Okay. That's it?

Producer: Yes!

Actress: Okay.

Yep, that's it. The 'movie' is supposed to be an unofficial sequel to the sleeper hit PATRICK but it's a sequel in name only. The death scenes are hilarious. A man decides to take a swim in a pool at night. As Patrick's supernatural powers target the man, the trees around the pool shake wildly. Why? I dunno. It's meant to show the 'power' of Patrick but what do trees have to do with his powers? It's dumb. Why is Patrick's room always brightly lit? I know he's in a coma but the light in his room is always on, shining directly in his eyes. Again, it's stupid. If people are invited to a mansion and they start dying off one by one, why do people stay? The poker through the vagina scene is not that memorable except for the trashiness of it all. Anyway, I could go on and on about it. Can you imagine the premiere of this movie and everyone involved attending it and watching what they agreed upon?
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