Some boring young adults break into a supposedly super devilish house to confront the worst warlock ever.
Turns out that said warlock loved to live in trees and play stupid guess the word games with his daft victims. As the house was built using "haunted" wood, everybody who stays inside for too long starts to act like some sort of possessed Sonic the Hedgehog, screaming stupidly and running blindly against walls. Why oh why did somebody greenlight this script?
After they have bumped into walls long enough and guessed such amazing words like "evil" (or was it "veil"?) they are free to go again.
Maybe the warlock was not a warlock at all, but a looney elementary school teacher?!
But no oh no, the neverending horror continues - the mother of one of the girls has catched the virus now and runs into walls screaming and scratching. Demonic possession or Dementia? We will never know, but, guess what, if I were a warlock, I would gladly make them suffer eternally for this kind of crap they made me watch - and a bunch of fine (veteran) actors perform.
The nutthouse would at least have been an adequate title.
Turns out that said warlock loved to live in trees and play stupid guess the word games with his daft victims. As the house was built using "haunted" wood, everybody who stays inside for too long starts to act like some sort of possessed Sonic the Hedgehog, screaming stupidly and running blindly against walls. Why oh why did somebody greenlight this script?
After they have bumped into walls long enough and guessed such amazing words like "evil" (or was it "veil"?) they are free to go again.
Maybe the warlock was not a warlock at all, but a looney elementary school teacher?!
But no oh no, the neverending horror continues - the mother of one of the girls has catched the virus now and runs into walls screaming and scratching. Demonic possession or Dementia? We will never know, but, guess what, if I were a warlock, I would gladly make them suffer eternally for this kind of crap they made me watch - and a bunch of fine (veteran) actors perform.
The nutthouse would at least have been an adequate title.