SERPENT is truly one of the worst films I've seen in recent years, a movie which drops below the quality of even a silly B-flick like those produced by The Asylum. It's a zero budget offering in which an unlikeable young couple go through a lengthy and interminable set-up before finding themselves trapped in a tent with a deadly snake. That's it. So another version of the popular single location thriller film, except one that totally lacks in suspense, wit, insight and depth. The characters trade banal dialogue and boring "secrets" while the camera guy seems only interested in shooting down his lead actress's top. It really is interminable.