Review of Coma

Coma (I) (2019)
1/10
Might be the worst movie I have ever seen.
15 February 2020
Got caught by a nice psychodelic images in the trailer, so chose this one over some other mediocre title to go see at the movie. I've expected it to be "not that great", but what I've actually experienced was really beyond anything I could possibly expect. After 15-20 minutes my face hurt like hell of constant facepalming, which I just couldn't stop doing.

Nothing in the movie makes sense. Everything in it is a cliche of a copy of a cliche in the worst possible meaning of it. The plot, that is trivial and still illogical and dumb, the predictably stupid actions of characters and interactions between them, for gods sake even the nicknames of characters, which were a total cliche, but moreover still don't make any sense in this movie - all these things make you puke and constant feeling of Spanish shame and pain from facepalming make the experience even worse.

Watching this movie is a total waste of time, money and brain sells. The story doesn't devellope throughout the movie... I mean if you could call it a story. The characters also don't develop in any way and behave like bots for an 8-bit game - no logic, no rational or emotional justification - they just to what they do. The rules of the world, although being silly and illogical from the very beginning, change from scene to scene with ease, just to fit the current scene. And just really the worst cliche every other minute, like for example a group of heros, being chased by a monster and spitting "aaahhh we need to hurry!" every second, suddently stops to discuss some irrelevant bullcrap for the next 10 minutes.

The only reason to watch this movie could be only if you're making a list of the worst movies of all ages. You might really have a winner here. But be prepared to lose a lot of brain cells in the process.
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