Arachnoquake (2012 TV Movie)
8/10
It's beautiful
28 February 2020
This movie is God damn beautiful. From acting to CGI to story it's all extremely bad. It's hilarious how almost nothing is connected or makes any sense. I absolutely love that someone thought this was a great idea to make into a movie. I imagine it went like this: "Okay Mark I have a great concept for a movie." "Alright tell me about it Jackson" "Okay so, beautiful girly, spiders that can breathe fire and of course someone dies but comes back to life" "God damnit Jackson this is the best thing I ever heard we should make this into a move." And so this was created, not giving one single thought about the story to fil in the spaces between the girl and the spiders. 8/10 because it's a miracle that something like this was even made into a movie and because of the hilarious acting and the nonexistent story. It's a masterpiece.
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