Review of Axed

Axed (2012)
1/10
I made an account just to review this garbage.
6 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I have a youtube account called Treehuggersunite! that I may do a review for this movie, IDK, This movie is just.... UGH! This movie was so (bleep, if y'all even care)king bad that it will give you cancer to watch it. Jonathan Hansler does good only because he is able to bring some jokes to his horribly written villain, The mom is awful, The daughter and her boyfriend were some of the worst characters I've seen in a British movie of all time, The son however, is quite possibly the worst character in Cinema. His character was so bad I wanted to strangle him to death, HE WAS THAT BAD. The lighting is off half the time, The Cinematography would make any cinematographer squeal, the screenplay feels like if you forced a two year old to write a horror thriller (plot holes and underdeveloped subplots a whole!), the whole thing was so imcompentant and boring (AND REALLY, REALLY LAZY!) that I'd rather blow my brains out and drown in a volcano of lava then be strangled by my own mother than watch a single second of this godawful movie. If you like this movie, Do me a favor and message me on Xbox Live: rocketrider2065 or on Wii U: same username as the Xbox Live one to explain to me just why and how you like this film that worse than the coronavirus. Don't even get me started on the ending (I wanted the dad to kill everyone just to make the movie over). Overall rating, Zero out of Four Stars.
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