I'm going to call Guinness Records to see if I can get a new record for the shortest time from the start of a movie to predicting how bad it's going to be!
To be fair I'm not that smart, the movie is simply terrible.... the overlaid electric discharges did it for me!
There are numerous better things to be doing in life, like sleep, eating, walking the dog, going for a drive, visit the library or museum, visit relatives in the cemetery, paint the fence, cut the grass, study for exams, watch the news, do a crossword puzzle, etc, etc.