Greatest show on television, I watch it every hour of every day. I record them in advance and watch each one at least 5 times. I have been a dedicated fan for 20 years and regularly sacrifice newborn lambs for Alexandra Armstrong. In 2014, I married the love of my life to the pointless theme song. I tried to become a contestant last year, but was turned away because Richard osman was unsettled by my hyper-realistic mask of his face which I wore proudly during my interview. I love pointless, pointless loves me, this show will last for eternity. If pointless ever ends, I will shoot myself in the temple. Thank you for coming to my ted talk