Review of Blood Games

This is so bad, it is very good, and... extremely useful: if all else fails, it is useful as the lower marking on the gauge of movie quality. I give it a 10/10, because there is nothing disappointing in this movie: if, at the very end, you somehow feel disappointed, then you have no business watching movies in the first place. You are either an extraterrestrial being who never watched an Hollywood movie before, or you have been kidnapped before you turned 3 (that's about the age you start forming long-lasting memories) and you have been living a life sheltered from the insidiousness of moving pictures. or you have had the misfortune of having been born into a cult, like the Quakers or some other cult where moving pictures are considered the work of Satan. Yes, most of it is camp. You already knew that. Yes. most of everything else is crap. You already knew that. But it's so funny! Enjoy it.