We decided to watch this movie for laughs, but had no idea how but absolutely bad it was going to be. Not a single element of the film can be salvaged. Here are some of the things that made me laugh/cringe:
1. The Bar. There are two short bar scenes, one in "Congo" the other in "Mexico". The bar is the EXACT SAME. They couldn't even be bothered to paint the walls, or change the liquor bottles. They simply replaced African Masks for Sombreros on the walls. 2. The word Eggs is pronounced 357 times 3. The "helicopter" has desk chairs... and they're mismatched. 4. The hero (Jaleel White) builds a high tech ultrasonic device out of a... small plastic circuit board... with a screwdriver. 5. The shark roars underwater. Just like a tiger 6. My absolute favorite (I cried laughing and replayed it): Gary Stretch runs toward the monster and does an unnecessary pirouette landing ungainly on his back, guns flailing awkwardly, then clumsily stands up firing, tongue out in effort. All in beautiful slo-mo.
1. The Bar. There are two short bar scenes, one in "Congo" the other in "Mexico". The bar is the EXACT SAME. They couldn't even be bothered to paint the walls, or change the liquor bottles. They simply replaced African Masks for Sombreros on the walls. 2. The word Eggs is pronounced 357 times 3. The "helicopter" has desk chairs... and they're mismatched. 4. The hero (Jaleel White) builds a high tech ultrasonic device out of a... small plastic circuit board... with a screwdriver. 5. The shark roars underwater. Just like a tiger 6. My absolute favorite (I cried laughing and replayed it): Gary Stretch runs toward the monster and does an unnecessary pirouette landing ungainly on his back, guns flailing awkwardly, then clumsily stands up firing, tongue out in effort. All in beautiful slo-mo.