Review of The Watermelon Woman

. . . a wild goose chase to flesh out the life of some obscure third-string old movies bit player upon whom one is crushing (in sports, this would be analogous to the Detroit Tigers' OTHER Billy Beane), it would seem to be a FICTIONAL third William Beane (maybe a non-binary with just one MLB plate appearance, such as "Moonlight" Graham). However, instead of strange fruit, WATERMELON WOMAN director Cheryl D. brings jutting vegetables (think zucchini) to her table of delectable delights. For tossed salad fans, this flick is likely to spice up dinner.