Look at that very cheap blue tarp.
So back in 1979 Uncle Leo was a gunman.
He wouldn't spend all that time flipping his knife AFTER he covered the guard's mouth.
Uncle Leo is a bad professional. He panicked for no reason. And he complains about a small hand cut?!
When ninja's graduate they get a gold chain around their neck? I assume it is a skeletal thing chain to choke their enemy.
I like Steve's Shalom Y'All shirt. At least they didn't waste any effort connecting Jackson.
Are they even going to mention Joe?
You can't have karate in the 80s without a cobra.
How are we 13 minutes and and no fights?
Sean is a health nut, turning down beer for coke.
This seems like a fake to draw him out.
Could they fit more denim on Sean?
Why waste your first round of combat tearing down the shade?
I'm sorry but Sean sucks until someone in the film calls him "the American Ninja".
His friend is throwing out a super casual "hey Sean help". More like "hey Sean can you grab me another can of Canola oil front the back".
Well, we wasted a full ten seconds on that guy falling and dying.
Double underwater power punch
"This comb has history"... I sure hope that was a terrible ad lip instead of terrible writing.
We have this shanty town set for another day so we better have a fight scene.
Finally a Joe mention.
How is Mr. Comb holding his own in any way vs even their worst ninja.
This is so bad that if you replace a couple scenes it could be porn.
Forget the bad guy being impatient. Sean and Jackson gave Mr. Comb zero time to open the bike lock.
This elongated glider scene is horribly painful to watch. No wonder they got the "award winning" team from American Ninja 1 and 2 back together for #4.
An eight year old could have written a better script... You know why? Because he'd have replace the painful talking scenes with more bad fight scenes.
That's a very small ring for so many ninjas.
The only redeeming quality to this film is the "progressive" for the time casting of a woman for the lead evil ninja.
"Shall we go" help Sean? No, let's leave him to die. At least the movie would have ended sooner.
The evil creators of this movie made a sequel to force me to complete viewing this garbage.
Another double punch?!
That is a creepy painting on his office wall.
It's only January 1 and I'm certain watching this film will be the worst thing I do all year.
How is "no news is good news" when your friend is infiltrating an enemy stronghold. He's probably dead.
I hope there are a lot of credits so I have less runtime to watch.
Maybe they did piece together this movie starting with porn shoot scraps.
When a ninja is driving that's a good indicator they're trying to kill you.
This movie has created a perpetual waste of time that will one day envelope all of humanity.
He laughing is out of place.
You developed this in your lab so you didn't have to pay for ropes to tie him up with.
How have I lasted through an hour of this without opting for self-inflicted pain.
This movie was paid for with a few cups of coffee.
Someone had to fall off the boat.
He shot all his extremities first. He's a terrible shot.
They could have saved on their budget if they turned the car headlights off.
The Cobra needs to iron his very wrinkled suit.
If this movie doesn't end soon I'm going to puke.
I am rolling my eyes at myself for watching this.
For a Blood Hunt there is no gore. Another reason to throw on the bonfire of disappointment.
We have seen absolutely no reason why he's called The Cobra. I can only hope he transforms into a giant snake soon.
Jackson punching Stretch in the back of the neck is the best thing in this movie.
This movie ended when they ran out of dumb ideas.
R.I.P. Steve James
So back in 1979 Uncle Leo was a gunman.
He wouldn't spend all that time flipping his knife AFTER he covered the guard's mouth.
Uncle Leo is a bad professional. He panicked for no reason. And he complains about a small hand cut?!
When ninja's graduate they get a gold chain around their neck? I assume it is a skeletal thing chain to choke their enemy.
I like Steve's Shalom Y'All shirt. At least they didn't waste any effort connecting Jackson.
Are they even going to mention Joe?
You can't have karate in the 80s without a cobra.
How are we 13 minutes and and no fights?
Sean is a health nut, turning down beer for coke.
This seems like a fake to draw him out.
Could they fit more denim on Sean?
Why waste your first round of combat tearing down the shade?
I'm sorry but Sean sucks until someone in the film calls him "the American Ninja".
His friend is throwing out a super casual "hey Sean help". More like "hey Sean can you grab me another can of Canola oil front the back".
Well, we wasted a full ten seconds on that guy falling and dying.
Double underwater power punch
"This comb has history"... I sure hope that was a terrible ad lip instead of terrible writing.
We have this shanty town set for another day so we better have a fight scene.
Finally a Joe mention.
How is Mr. Comb holding his own in any way vs even their worst ninja.
This is so bad that if you replace a couple scenes it could be porn.
Forget the bad guy being impatient. Sean and Jackson gave Mr. Comb zero time to open the bike lock.
This elongated glider scene is horribly painful to watch. No wonder they got the "award winning" team from American Ninja 1 and 2 back together for #4.
An eight year old could have written a better script... You know why? Because he'd have replace the painful talking scenes with more bad fight scenes.
That's a very small ring for so many ninjas.
The only redeeming quality to this film is the "progressive" for the time casting of a woman for the lead evil ninja.
"Shall we go" help Sean? No, let's leave him to die. At least the movie would have ended sooner.
The evil creators of this movie made a sequel to force me to complete viewing this garbage.
Another double punch?!
That is a creepy painting on his office wall.
It's only January 1 and I'm certain watching this film will be the worst thing I do all year.
How is "no news is good news" when your friend is infiltrating an enemy stronghold. He's probably dead.
I hope there are a lot of credits so I have less runtime to watch.
Maybe they did piece together this movie starting with porn shoot scraps.
When a ninja is driving that's a good indicator they're trying to kill you.
This movie has created a perpetual waste of time that will one day envelope all of humanity.
He laughing is out of place.
You developed this in your lab so you didn't have to pay for ropes to tie him up with.
How have I lasted through an hour of this without opting for self-inflicted pain.
This movie was paid for with a few cups of coffee.
Someone had to fall off the boat.
He shot all his extremities first. He's a terrible shot.
They could have saved on their budget if they turned the car headlights off.
The Cobra needs to iron his very wrinkled suit.
If this movie doesn't end soon I'm going to puke.
I am rolling my eyes at myself for watching this.
For a Blood Hunt there is no gore. Another reason to throw on the bonfire of disappointment.
We have seen absolutely no reason why he's called The Cobra. I can only hope he transforms into a giant snake soon.
Jackson punching Stretch in the back of the neck is the best thing in this movie.
This movie ended when they ran out of dumb ideas.
R.I.P. Steve James