Review of Avalanche Express

. . . for nearly half a century after the always eponymous Warner Bros. warned the world about it with AVALANCHE EXPRESS. This film documents how the Evil Reds will stop at nothing to sow the seeds of carnage and destruction. Whether it's slaughtering a train load of Western tourists with machine guns and hand grenades or flattening a Swiss ski resort with a man-made tsunami of ice and sliding rock, the prophetic prognosticators of Warner alert the planet to the Kremlin's bio-terrorist scheme. Sobered by the Warner seers' formula for thwarting Mad Russian plots, the KGB was forced to wait while grooming a home-grown "asset" from the corrupt corporate bowels of the USA and fiendishly rigging an "election" to plant this maleficent mole in the Oval Office before renaming "Winter Harvest" as the "Dark Winter" assault to unleash a man-made bug against our globe. As this pestilence mutates, the overall death toll is likely to sky-rocket from three million to six or seven billion souls. Thanks to the "Sputnik Vaccine," few if any of the casualties will be Russian.