Review of Honeydew

Honeydew (2020)
1/10
Just Awful
17 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
If you spliced together the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre and House of 1000 Corpses and removed every interesting character, every bit of action, every ounce of plot, and every second of horror; left only scenes of unlikable people eating unappetizing food (often in nauseating closeup) while watching staticky TVs/listening to cassette players; and then for some godforsaken reason added Lena Dunham as an armless, legless pseudo cannibal who lives in a plywood box and stretched all that out to one hour and forty-six minutes...you still probably wouldn't wind up with a movie as dull and pointless as Honeydew.

Avoid.
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