Review of June 9

June 9 (2008)
1/10
Nothing good about this movie
6 May 2021
I don't know who rated this movie as decent. This movie isn't a horror movie, scary, gory, visceral, or any of the other things glowing reviews are saying in the reviews here. I feel like I watched an entirely different film than was reviewed here. This movie was entirely plotless, pointless, had zero effects or interest, and it was just the second worse found footage movie I've ever seen. The only movie that's actual worse than this was "hallow shoals", which actually had "a" plot but it was so dumb I was mad I sat through it. This movie made me feel the same way, after sitting through the whole thing I wanted that hour and a half of my life back.

I'll sum up the whole movie for you: Dumb kids play pranks.

Dumb kids keep messing with a house in the woods that's supposedly the home of a crazy woman who murdered her children by hammering their heads in.

Dumb kids keep playing pranks, messing with the house and messing with people around the house.

Dumb kids *spoiler spoiler* the end.

Never again. If you want a decent ff, watch Exists, In Memorium, Exhibit A, etc. There's so many really good ff films along with SO MANY bad ones. Don't settle!
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