I can see two stoned "kids" in their 30th sitting in their mum's basement as one of them goes "broooo, I have a great idea. We should go swimming"
his buddy replies "brooo, that is a great idea, but we should go to an exotic location"
Shortly, they realize that they have no chance of getting into any body of water since neither of their moms will drive them to the local pool.
"brooo", one exclaims, "talk to your dad about giving us money for a movie; it's gonna be a hit". They get up, and go to talk to the father.
As conversation starts,, they realize that they know nothing about shooting movies (besides that one class they took in community college), finding locations or talent.. but since the dad is a divorcee, and is trying to be nice to the idiot kid of his, he gives them a few thousand dollars.
The "investment" is enough only for the consumer level underwater camera kit and snacks.
Writing, filming, editing all is done by these two morons.. because they wasted money on snacks.
Talent scouting is also done by them, and their buddy - the amateur adult movie producer - lends help for close ups.
TL;DR: the movie is terrible, filming is horrible, editing and script are abhorent. I didn't think acting can be THIS bad.. but here we are.
If you're dead set on wasting 75 minutes of your life, stare at the ceiling, pour water into a bottomless bucket, talk to your wall.. those 75 minutes are still going to be more productive.
"brooo", one exclaims, "talk to your dad about giving us money for a movie; it's gonna be a hit". They get up, and go to talk to the father.
As conversation starts,, they realize that they know nothing about shooting movies (besides that one class they took in community college), finding locations or talent.. but since the dad is a divorcee, and is trying to be nice to the idiot kid of his, he gives them a few thousand dollars.
The "investment" is enough only for the consumer level underwater camera kit and snacks.
Writing, filming, editing all is done by these two morons.. because they wasted money on snacks.
Talent scouting is also done by them, and their buddy - the amateur adult movie producer - lends help for close ups.
TL;DR: the movie is terrible, filming is horrible, editing and script are abhorent. I didn't think acting can be THIS bad.. but here we are.
If you're dead set on wasting 75 minutes of your life, stare at the ceiling, pour water into a bottomless bucket, talk to your wall.. those 75 minutes are still going to be more productive.