Back in 1993 Jonathan Morgan starred in several inventive and successful porn comedies for fledgling label Wicked Pictures like "Haunted Nights", but this porn-parody of horror movies a decade later is a dud.
Problem is everything is overdone, especially the cast's hambone acting, resulting in no laughs and ho-hum accumulation of slasher movie cliches. Special effects are weak and the blood/gore is token, likely downplayed because porn plus violence has become fodder for censorship.
Morgan is left with 10 hardcore sex scenes, four of which are extended with extra footage on an additional disk in the 3-DVD release. I enjoyed watching many familiar actresses auditioning (and giving very, very poor line readings) for Jessica Drake's role, shown as a bonus. In the main feature, Jess's crummy wig is distracting.
Problem is everything is overdone, especially the cast's hambone acting, resulting in no laughs and ho-hum accumulation of slasher movie cliches. Special effects are weak and the blood/gore is token, likely downplayed because porn plus violence has become fodder for censorship.
Morgan is left with 10 hardcore sex scenes, four of which are extended with extra footage on an additional disk in the 3-DVD release. I enjoyed watching many familiar actresses auditioning (and giving very, very poor line readings) for Jessica Drake's role, shown as a bonus. In the main feature, Jess's crummy wig is distracting.