3/10
Give them a Lei. Blow them away.
5 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This is not the thinking man's spy film. In fact, it is obvious that in spite of the Picasso reference, little brain was put in the script outside the ingenious way that people are killed, rather humorous in spite of the violent methods. The third part of a trio of spy films, it starts with the murder of the star of the previous films and moves on to the attempted assassinations of a bunch of blonde bimbo spies who speak as if they stepped out of some 1950's high school bad girl film. The only actor I was familiar with is the ironically named 80's soap hunk Steve Bond ("General Hospital") who is a Robert Scorpio/James Bond like agent living the high life, but in spite of top billing is off screen for quite a bit. But when he is on screen, it's impossible not to be mesmerized by his aqua blue eyes.

As for the female spies, there was one rule of thumb in their casting: a toned and tanned body with plenty of cleavage. The only thing missing is a staple in their navel. "I had rug burns for a week", showing that their mind isn't always on her mission, that is unless that's how she makes love. It's hard not to think of rather blue jokes in regards to the excessive sexuality, because the humor is very much indeed filled with innuendos (and outuendos) and over the top in the sexual freedoms of the female characters. The plot is completely unimportant, but the scenery and action and campy dialog does make it a fun bad movie. You'll certainly not be bored, but you will be more intrigued by how unbelievably ridiculous it is.
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