Super spoilers ahead
I mean where do I begin? The premise is this stripper is a witness to a drug lords secrets and can testify in court getting him locked up. Well that premise went out the window 10 minutes into the film. Instead it turned into a cheap hostage rescue film. I could get past the terrible dialogue, shaking camera, and bad acting, but I couldn't get over the music. Why did this action film have the cheesiest soap opera romance tracks every time someone died? And suddenly this became a love story.
And how many times was final guy going to fall only to get back up and kill another dozen people? Like, is this for real? And the ending. My god the ending. Not only did the mercenary chick not seem to care too much she lost the baby, but then decides to go vamp? And let's make final guy a vamp too? This was worse than season 1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
I mean where do I begin? The premise is this stripper is a witness to a drug lords secrets and can testify in court getting him locked up. Well that premise went out the window 10 minutes into the film. Instead it turned into a cheap hostage rescue film. I could get past the terrible dialogue, shaking camera, and bad acting, but I couldn't get over the music. Why did this action film have the cheesiest soap opera romance tracks every time someone died? And suddenly this became a love story.
And how many times was final guy going to fall only to get back up and kill another dozen people? Like, is this for real? And the ending. My god the ending. Not only did the mercenary chick not seem to care too much she lost the baby, but then decides to go vamp? And let's make final guy a vamp too? This was worse than season 1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!