5/10
You might enjoy it if you're doped
12 August 2021
This is the kind of movie that you might enjoy only if you're on something. It was a below-average movie despite the famous cast and the huge budget. The plot brought NOTHING new, and the dialogue is very lackluster. The worst thing about it is that it's filled with stupid things and plot holes you can't just ignore them.

Pros: It's independent from its Prequel (Hitman's Bodyguard), so you can watch this while not having watched the first one.

Cons: Almost everything else is a con. It just felt like the director wanted to make a sequel just to make a sequel without any effort to make it feel unique.

The Dialogue feels like it's written by some twenty-year-old amateur. The plot is very inconsistent and the entire idea of "Destroying Europe with a Virus" is so dumb you can't just turn a cold eye on it.

Oh and Bruce, our protagonist, somehow never dies, not with a bullet, not with a dozen cars stumbling into him at a significant speed.

I can't just go on and tell you every little thing that is wrong with the movie. If I am being modest, it deserves 5/10 at best. It's just a movie that you would enjoy when you're stoned with friends, otherwise please skip.
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