Review of Rucker

Rucker (2022)
1/10
As if an alien and an AI teamed up to make a parody of horror films
24 January 2022
This was one of the most boring movies i have ever seen. There was basically no tension ever, despite the lead actors best efforts. The majority of the dialogue feels like filler, not really giving any depth or motivation to the characters. The gore was pretty basic, nothing really interesting or unique there. The death acting is laughable. There was a particularly funny death, where the female lead kills someone by stretching a sweater across the face of their victim, thus asphyxiating them i guess? This is why i say its like an AI and alien made this movie. No human being would think you could kill someone by STRETCHING A SWEATER ACROSS SOMEONES FACE. ITS FABRIC. WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC WHERE WE WEAR MORE FABRIC ON OUR FACE DAILY THAN WHAT WAS STRETCHED ACROSS THE VICTIMS FACE. Like if you had any understanding of how the human body works, maybe you could like, tie a noose or something like that and choke the victim around the neck, but no, the director honestly believes that having 2 layers of a generic sweater pulled across your face AND NOT YOUR THROAT would be enough to cut off oxygen and kill you. Absolutely bizarre. I also love the shots in the truck stop, when you can see the same repeating loop on the tv of highway traffic. The scene where they sing a karaoke song goes on forever and just does nothing to further the plot. Everything just feels like it's killing time.
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