7/10
Stanley Baker Should Have Done Stuart Whitman's Role
30 January 2022
Supposedly this was the movie that pushed Stanley Baker -- who'd just peaked with the same director Cy Endfield for ZULU -- into a career downturn, and not just because SANDS OF THE KALAHARI is a deliberately strange and uncomfortable survival tale initially involving seven passengers of a crashed plane stranded in the vast titular desert...

As producer, Baker didn't only give the best role to Stuart Whitman, but his own character's injured and therefore basically useless for most of the picture: one that features a somewhat convenient ensemble...

Also including veteran wildlife expert Harry Andrews, passive doctor Theodore Bikel, ingenue Susannah York and then Nigel Davenport, who initially attempts raping York before -- after the group finds refuge in a canyon/cavern area also inhabited by baboons -- wandering off for help, becoming a sporadic standalone comic relief...

And overall he's hardly even necessary... In fact, despite otherwise talented actors Andrews and Bikel, the only people who matter are the great looking would-be love triangle despite all the passion belonging to Stuart Whitman's O'Brien and the wistfully one-dimensional York... and who can blame her?

O'Brien's able to walk, run, has a gun, does the hunting, and isn't a bad sort until predictably deciding to put Darwin's Theory to human use...

Meanwhile first-billed Baker (who basically played Whitman's violently polarizing type in YESTERDAY'S ENEMY the previous decade), a consistent Cy Endfield collaborator since 1957's HELL DRIVERS, has the same amount of brawn, brains and good looks to potentially progress into a slow-burn hero against the sociopath alpha male -- yet he merely blends into the cavemannish landscape, visually reminiscent of ZULU where he also portrayed a bridge-builder...

Unfortunately, there's not much for an injured pacifist to do, making Whitman... who's never looked or acted better... the film's only real purpose, and who the audience might not be rooting for, but with such a long, often plodding run-time, they'll surely appreciate his determination and energy, nefarious or otherwise.
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