1/10
We are all dumber after watching this
21 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This was one of the worst things I've ever seen. Like, I don't even know if this can count as a movie. The only thing they did successfully was waste your time.

These characters were so annoying. They think they can just set up shop in the middle of Hicksville as these dandy, overly sensitive, self righteous, 20 year olds and make an art community? Were we supposed to be on Leatherface's side? Because it worked. I couldn't wait for him to kill these Gen Z idiots who look out of place not looking down at their phones. Who, ever seeing someone with a gun, would make fun of that person that's a foot away? I've seen people carrying guns and making fun of them, out loud was the last thing I wanted to do.

The entire set up was so dumb. This movie was written around the kills and they weren't even set up very well. So the old lady dies and the most annoying girl wants to go with her? Why? For what purpose? And then the other girl goes instead? Why? For what purpose? Why does anyone have to go with her? I guess to have a main character die when Leatherface becomes unhinged?

Leatherface is cutting that guy's face off in a field for some reason and then pops up to kill the cop, who just woke up and somehow doesn't see the girl moving or hear her talking? Then he comes back like two minutes later to kill her?

The whole deed to the house thing and that they "killed her" was one of the dumbest plot points I've ever seen. This gets the whole movie going and this is the best they could come up with? Not only does this set off the characters but also that they didn't really have it? What the hell did that even mean? They didn't go back to it.

Why didn't people leave town after that dude was running around with his face ripped open? They're just like, "That's weird. Nothing is going to take us out of this party bus." I'm not even going into their massacre on the bus thing with the phones... I just can't do it.

He has to get the original chainsaw from 50 years ago? And it still works? Now I'm no chainsaw expert but I'm pretty sure it would be dead. Why does it even matter? He can't just have a chainsaw? Just for nostalgia.

The cop? "You have to stay until I kill him." She couldn't give them the keys? Then Leatherface gets past her and her shotgun, somehow and then she saves the day, gives them the keys and tells them to leave. What? And then she just gets killed!? The old lady is still alive somehow? Didn't he chainsaw all the blood out of her? They set her up and then knock her down just as fast.

It seems like there was supposed to be a lot of story about the girl that survived the school shooting. But instead it's a side comment that they spend almost no time on. So when she "uses a gun" it's supposed to be a big deal?

Why did the two most annoying looking people survive? And they're sisters? They didn't look related.

Why did they kill off everybody so fast when they came up with the most insane ways for them to get out of situations? If they kept some of those people around it would have made for more to happen instead of keeping the old lady alive and saving the day twice.

The ending? Like there couldn't be one? She has to scream while being driven away. And by autopilot? That's the whole reason this is in the movie? Just for that shot? Their screams were even annoying as all hell.

And they really stretched those credits out to make it the 80 minutes that it was. They are 9 minutes by the way.

Was anybody thinking when they wrote, or shot or edited this?

The worst part about this is that it was ripping off the Halloween "reboot a sequel" and managed to do an even worse job

These "sequels to the original" are nothing more than fan movies that have the rights. All they do is give the writers a chance to recreate the original so they can satisfy their thirst for nostalgia. Isn't the point of making a sequel to the original to correct all the mistakes of the sequels? But instead they make something that fits in perfectly with all the other sequels. I guess proving the point that you shouldn't make sequels to these movies. I don't know why people even see these then. Just stop giving them money and they'll stop making them.
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