I can't telvis a lie, I was in suspicious minds before I watched the glib, Rodriguez-esque romp 'Guns Girls Gambling', but, happily, the amusingly circuitous events surrounding the theft of a valued Apache war mask by a comedy klatch of Elvis Personators made for a playfully convoluted, blood-spattered symphony of sublimely sequinned silliness! While Michael Winnick's kinetic 'Guns Girls Gambling' may not inspire a 'Burning Love' in all who see it, and it's frequently a little Apache in parts, but the enjoyably colourful, head-spinning narrative might well have you 'All shook up' by the delightfully dizzying, double-dealing conclusion! So, 'Don't Be Cruel', as, for me, anything starring Powers Boothe and B-Movie favourite Jeff Fahey is always worth a shot! While admittedly a long shot, what I initially thought to be little more than jumped-up juvenile jail house grot proved well worth the gamble, and 'Lawdy, Miss Clawdy!!!!', Helena Mattsson's deliciously double-barrelled 'The Blonde' made for one of the most sinfully sleek, pistol perky, Poe-prattling, bullet mean 'Hard Headed Woman' in recent B-Movie memory! 'Guns Girls Gambling' would make a fun, equally noisome pairing with Joe Carnahan's hyperbolic Hitman shoot 'em up 'Smokin' Aces'.
'The Hellfire hot Helena Mattsson's bootylicious cat-suited killer 'The Blonde' could catch me in her cross-hairs any day!' - Goosey Lucy@Buxom Bloodfiends.
'While 'Guns Girls Gambling' is frequently more funny talk than Tomahawk, it didn't smelvis quite as bad as I expected it to! - Tor Bronson @ The Heroic Bloodshed'
'The Hellfire hot Helena Mattsson's bootylicious cat-suited killer 'The Blonde' could catch me in her cross-hairs any day!' - Goosey Lucy@Buxom Bloodfiends.
'While 'Guns Girls Gambling' is frequently more funny talk than Tomahawk, it didn't smelvis quite as bad as I expected it to! - Tor Bronson @ The Heroic Bloodshed'