Review of The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa

This movie is truly is astonishing, this will go down as one of the greats in cinematic history. My jaw was dropped at the amazing cinematography. The visuals, the acting were amazing and don't even get me started on the plot. Santa? Aliens? What could be better! Halfway through the movie I was starting to fell like the gummibar was hitting on me. I didn't care first but then I started believing it, he makes me warm inside and happy. It makes me forget my wife took the kids. I truly recommend anyone on this planet to watch this movie. O was so astonished I started my own sexuality based just on him. I call it gummisexual. Thats all I have to say thank you for listening to my confession, I got kicked out of the church so I couldn't confess there.