6/10
How do I rate thee average? Let me count the ways
13 April 2022
Nothing and no one in this demented attempt at neo-noir makes enough sense to be worth caring about, but that doesn't mean it's entirely devoid of pleasures. Let me list a few:

1) Lena Olin laughing maniacally while garroting Gary Oldman.

2) Lena Olin laughing maniacally while choking Gary Oldman with her legs as he's driving.

3) Lena Olin kicking a high heel over her shoulder with exquisite precision. *chef's kiss*

4) 90% of Lena Olin's outfits basically ending at her waist.

5) Gary Oldman screaming in terror at the sight of Lena Olin.
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