Well...there's this hunk who has a navy and green beanie surgically affixed to his head for most of the film and Miss Lonelyhearts in the shop across the way, of whom men are her only means of survival. A second rate tryout for The Seventh Seal remake is in the deep freeze and....oh yes, a thing with a hook has a penchant for chasing hot-panted hookers around the curiously empty streets of LA (is it LA?), while their tricks can only look up with sorrowful eyes that seem to say 'kill me kill me'. A horny cop makes a nuisance of himself and belittles women at every opportunity. Typical, but Bad Lieutenant he 'ain't. If you want to see a pretty bad movie, then you owe it to yourself to see this one. Others like myself may well fall under its silly spell and find the whole enterprise quite sweet and likeable - how else could you critique it? Besides, stay the course and you'll be treated to an admittedly unexpected third and final act. Bizarre...
