Then the ultra-PC "world music" soundtrack, brought to you by the Crosby Stills and Nash cheese factory featuring the Innocent Tribal Kids Choir. Because Fijians can't possibly be at fault that the corals are suffering. Over-fishing? Nah, they'd NEVER do that. It must be the capitalist factories (no, not Chinese ones, they don't count because they're communist capitalists hence only slightly guilty). Of course nuclear power plants too, they are also scapegoats. No wait, nuclear power is clean energy - but left-wingers hate it nevertheless with just as much gusto as C02-emiting factories, if not more so. Because they are so extremely rational? Just asking... Or because... rich fat white men with Cuban cigars: they trigger them in so many ways.
At which point did I have enough of this goofy Disney-bubble propaganda film? Well, I pressed the stop button at roughly one-third through the flick, after a particularly moronic, manipulative scene in which the Cultural Marxist film-makers are showing the decay of a coral within a one-week period. "This sped-up footage shows how a 2 degree centigrade change in temperature destroys a coral."
Huh? Say what? How did they know the water was going to change temperature that exact week? Unless of course they KNEW that this was NORMAL and to be expected... Also baffling is why they conveniently avoid mentioning whether the temperature goes up or down 2 degrees. For all we knew it went down hence the COLD killed it, not "global capitalist warming". And anyway, if the temperature goes up TWO degrees in just a week, every week, the world's oceans should have evaporated by now, since the filming (which was in 2002) - but the last time I went on a sea holiday was in September last year, and I swear the ocean was still there!
Conversely, if the temperature had dropped 2 degrees in that one week, then by this time, 17 years later, the entire ocean should have turned into a rock-hard block of ice by now. But during my last sea holiday the ocean was perfectly swimmable, i.e. They (meaning filthy opportunistic capitalist pigs) didn't yet turn it into lucrative ice-rinks.
Or could it be, just maybe, perhaps... that the film-makers INTENTIONALLY destroyed that coral to "prove" a manbearpiggian point? But how dare I question the integrity of the production team of a political propaganda film... "Documentary" film-makers are legendary for their honesty and impeccable scientific method: just check out Michael Moore's amazing propag... I mean his noble, educational documentary films.
So yeah, this nonsense is only worthy for its underwater footage (the beauty of which even Commies can't destroy). Best to mute the sound and enjoy the fishies and veggies while blasting a Slayer album very loudly.
At which point did I have enough of this goofy Disney-bubble propaganda film? Well, I pressed the stop button at roughly one-third through the flick, after a particularly moronic, manipulative scene in which the Cultural Marxist film-makers are showing the decay of a coral within a one-week period. "This sped-up footage shows how a 2 degree centigrade change in temperature destroys a coral."
Huh? Say what? How did they know the water was going to change temperature that exact week? Unless of course they KNEW that this was NORMAL and to be expected... Also baffling is why they conveniently avoid mentioning whether the temperature goes up or down 2 degrees. For all we knew it went down hence the COLD killed it, not "global capitalist warming". And anyway, if the temperature goes up TWO degrees in just a week, every week, the world's oceans should have evaporated by now, since the filming (which was in 2002) - but the last time I went on a sea holiday was in September last year, and I swear the ocean was still there!
Conversely, if the temperature had dropped 2 degrees in that one week, then by this time, 17 years later, the entire ocean should have turned into a rock-hard block of ice by now. But during my last sea holiday the ocean was perfectly swimmable, i.e. They (meaning filthy opportunistic capitalist pigs) didn't yet turn it into lucrative ice-rinks.
Or could it be, just maybe, perhaps... that the film-makers INTENTIONALLY destroyed that coral to "prove" a manbearpiggian point? But how dare I question the integrity of the production team of a political propaganda film... "Documentary" film-makers are legendary for their honesty and impeccable scientific method: just check out Michael Moore's amazing propag... I mean his noble, educational documentary films.
So yeah, this nonsense is only worthy for its underwater footage (the beauty of which even Commies can't destroy). Best to mute the sound and enjoy the fishies and veggies while blasting a Slayer album very loudly.