1/10
Even free, it still costs.
20 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I saw this video free on Tubi, but it still costs more than money; my time.

The title Tubi listed this is "Beach Babe Bingo." I guess the producer and/or distributor thought it may gain more attention for those doing a title-search for the Avalon/Funicello classic "Beach Blanket Bingo" of which I can assure there is NO similarity at all except 2 of the words in the title. In all seriousness a 14-year old with an I-Phone could make a better looking video, and with better sound. The script and surf music is beyond infantile, and the acting is what you'd expect. So with all that lack of talent/production I bet you'd expect a beach movie with bikini babes and boobs. You'd be wrong. SPOILER:There is no beach (okay, after an HOUR into the video there are brief non-relating clips of beach scenes), no babes, and no nudity, unless you deem a few seconds of hand-bra as nudity. There's a super-nosy next door neighbor hell bent on stopping a party, and she looks like she went to every bad plastic surgeon she could find. "Horndog" is a Rodney Dangerfield wannabe who appears as if he is some sort of celebrity making a cameo, for a total of about 30-seconds. Please, please, please avoid this waste of video.
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