Okay, first off, I'm sick of Frankie Muniz always playing a pushover beta. I like him, I wish he got to play a masculine role for f---ing once. I didn't know I was gonna watch adult Malcolm in The Middle struggle to communicate with anyone.
Second of all, this is the most bland, aimless, cringiest "horror" you can find. A stereotypical lonely "loser" gets a magical hippie voodoo STD from having sex with a strange "beautiful" female.
She's of course not "beautiful" by the way, we all know a movie presenting a female as "beautiful" actually means she's a beta male's stereotype of a "cool girl" - unattractive, smokes, isn't fun, mumbles a lot, dominates the guy, overly-sexualized to the point of cringe.
So Frankie gets this STD and a whooooole lot of hours (well, actually one and a half, but it feels like many hours) of nothing happens. Nothing really makes too much sense, it's just interconnected with prior scenes and characters enough as to give the illusion of "big brain open-ended horror movie".
Absolute garbage. And you just gotta love when an already bad movie decides to end badly - absolutely no reward for wasting your time and watching it.
Second of all, this is the most bland, aimless, cringiest "horror" you can find. A stereotypical lonely "loser" gets a magical hippie voodoo STD from having sex with a strange "beautiful" female.
She's of course not "beautiful" by the way, we all know a movie presenting a female as "beautiful" actually means she's a beta male's stereotype of a "cool girl" - unattractive, smokes, isn't fun, mumbles a lot, dominates the guy, overly-sexualized to the point of cringe.
So Frankie gets this STD and a whooooole lot of hours (well, actually one and a half, but it feels like many hours) of nothing happens. Nothing really makes too much sense, it's just interconnected with prior scenes and characters enough as to give the illusion of "big brain open-ended horror movie".
Absolute garbage. And you just gotta love when an already bad movie decides to end badly - absolutely no reward for wasting your time and watching it.